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Heart Boxer Bread Ties
For those who know… these aren’t just boxers.
Inspired by one of the most recognizable running gags from Dungeon Crawler Carl, these handcrafted heart-print boxer shorts have been transformed into a fully functional bread tie that’s equal parts practical kitchen accessory and inside joke for fellow crawlers.
Each bread tie is individually cut, shaped, sanded, painted, and finished by hand in my Virginia workshop. The iconic red hearts and stitched waistband capture the look while the center opening securely keeps your favorite loaf fresh.
Whether you’re protecting your sourdough from dungeon goblins or simply making fellow fans laugh every time they open the bread bag, this little piece is sure to become a conversation starter.
Every bread tie is hand cut and hand painted, making each one slightly unique.
“Sometimes the smallest loot drops leave the biggest impression.”
*Each bread tie is made to order. Please allow up to 5 business days for the paint and finish to fully cure before your order is prepared for shipping.
For those who know… these aren’t just boxers.
Inspired by one of the most recognizable running gags from Dungeon Crawler Carl, these handcrafted heart-print boxer shorts have been transformed into a fully functional bread tie that’s equal parts practical kitchen accessory and inside joke for fellow crawlers.
Each bread tie is individually cut, shaped, sanded, painted, and finished by hand in my Virginia workshop. The iconic red hearts and stitched waistband capture the look while the center opening securely keeps your favorite loaf fresh.
Whether you’re protecting your sourdough from dungeon goblins or simply making fellow fans laugh every time they open the bread bag, this little piece is sure to become a conversation starter.
Every bread tie is hand cut and hand painted, making each one slightly unique.
“Sometimes the smallest loot drops leave the biggest impression.”
*Each bread tie is made to order. Please allow up to 5 business days for the paint and finish to fully cure before your order is prepared for shipping.

